S Tier
Rabies, Psychosis
A Tier
Feline Aids, Borrowed Time, Schrödinger's Syndrome, Singleton, Cancer, Severe Deja Vu, Triskaidekaphobia, Fatty Liver, Sociopathy, Blood Frenzy, Necrosis, Touched, Punctured Eye, Hypomania, Depression
B Tier
Deja Vu, Distemper, Elephantiasis, Intestinal Prolapse, Covid, Acid Reflux, Deep Cut, Paraplegic, Pacifist, Immortal, Broken Limb, Brain Dead, Sensory Overload (Face), Kamikaze, Ebola, Severed Thumb, Head Trauma, Spontaneous Combustion, Declawed, Bird Flu, Bipolar Disorder, Scleroderma, Gargantuan, Boils, Diabetes, The Flu, Impostor Syndrome, Schizophrenia, Insomnia, Sensory Overload (Neck), Pox, Paranoia
C Tier
Soulless, Munchausen by Proxy, Brain Damage, Sensory Overload (Weapon), Hypersomnia, The Common Cold, Sensory Overload (Trinket), Narcolepsy, Shunned, The Hunger, Necrophage, Osteogenesis Imperfecta, Spina Bifida, Stockholm Syndrome, Wrenched Neck, Eating Disorder, Bad Gas, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Sensory Overload (Head), Tourette's Syndrome, Leprosy, Empath, Violent Outbursts, Anemia, Addict, The Zoomies, Wobbly Cat Syndrome, Sleep Paralysis, Stinky, Eternal Youth, Vegan, ADHD, Tainted Genes, Traumatophobia, Toxoplasmosis, Nudist, Savant Syndrome, Acute Stress Reaction: Flight, Dyskinesia, Gastritis, The Shining
D Tier
Primordial Dwarf, Gigantism, Dark One, Tachysensia, Anxiety, Albinism, Down's Syndrome, Acute Stress Reaction: Fight, Phony, Fidgety, Infestation, Dyslexia, Scaly Scabs, Purple Fetin, Orange Fetin, Gambling Addiction, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Black Fetin, Charred, Scatological, Fossilized, Kidney Stone, GIGACHAD, Pica, Dwarfism, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Crohn's Disease, Williams Syndrome, Flaming Fists, Autism, Dysentery, Blessing of Glorg, Lycanthropy, Brave, Incontinence
F Tier
Chungus
